Punditry has zero influence on the Ron DeSantis soon-to-be-announced presidential campaign for 2024, but if we had, we would recommend he selects Rep. Lauren Boebert of Colorado for his running mate. Without a doubt, Ron DeSantis for President and Lauren Boebert as his running mate would be a match made in heaven. Their ticket would not only be the talk of the town, but it will also garner the most Tweets, NFT’s to fund their campaign, and Memes galore to blow up the Internet.
Who knows, maybe Lauren can bring out the votes like no other uneducated woman in American history. She would certainly sell more guns, which might provide the NRA the best reason to lobby for her with the Ron DeSantis campaign.
The pro-gun lobby would certainly salivate over the possibilities that Boebert may appear on TV shouldering an AR-15 while addressing the nation on such important topics as school safety.
REPRESENTING THE NEW GOP
Think about it. Both DeSantis and Boebert represent the new face of the GOP promoting anti-woke sentiments to re-write the history of this country, which border on open racism, more assault weapons in the hands of children killing children, and more hate than you can muster between two white supremacists. They compliment each other in ways to make the other Presidential contenders blush with envy.
The pro-gun lobby would certainly salivate over the possibilities that Boebert may appear on TV shouldering an AR-15 while addressing the nation on such important topics as school safety. In addition, imagine DeSantis, in the press room of the White House, announce he is building a prison next to Mar-a-Lago, Disney, and in the districts of all those GOP Representatives who backed Trump over his candidacy.
We might as well just re-create a nation in the image of its own hillbillies, clodhoppers, hicks, rubes, and yokels.
Just imagine, as well, Ron DeSantis signing Executive Orders to ban all the books that would offend his own sense of right and wrong regardless of what the First Amendment says, at the same time that Boebert would be writing a book about “How to Marry the Man Who Exposes Himself to You: A First Hand Account”.
And if that is not enough to please their base of voters, just imagine again, Ron DeSantis carrying his own concealed weapon around in the White House and boasting about it on Twitter, while Boebert invents a special holster for women to carry their assault rifles into bars and clubs across the nation to be able to examine freely and closely men who expose themselves to them.
This is a presidency half of the American voters would love to experience. Why not, we ask? We might as well just re-create a nation in the image of its own hillbillies, clodhoppers, hicks, rubes, and yokels.
Like we said, a match made in heaven.