This joke was sent to me by a friend.
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: ‘I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am a community organizer doing a free community service’. The florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: ‘I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am a community organizer doing a free community service’. The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
Assad goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: ‘I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am a community organizer doing a free community service’. Assad is of course very happy he saved Syria some money and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, he finds a dozen secret police waiting to arrest him for his community organizing work.Â
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