Punditry StaffWhat a wonderful world for Trump attorneys to bask in the glory of defending a con man who could stiff you — à la Rudi Giuliani –, disbar you, or even land you in jail — à la Michael Cohen — due mostly to his beliefs that he is above the law. Because Trump demands total devotion while returning not a scintilla of gratitude, he is facing difficulty finding the quality attorneys to defend him against the recent trifecta probe by the Department of Justice. The man, as stupid as he is, threw most of his high-powered past lawyers under the bus, and the best lawyers remaining, according to an article in the Washington Post, are declining to represent him. What a surprise!
What a wonderful world it is to watch the loser Trump face the Department of Justice half-cocked and whose present lawyers include a real estate insurance claim collector and another whose claim to fame is representing a parking garage company. This little man deserves little representation, and we hope that the DOJ would finally prosecute him under the Espionage Act.
Nothing worse than an uncontrollable former President who thinks the whole country exists to serve his personal interests.
AN UNCONTROLLABLE DUMBASS OF A MAN
Trump’s reputation among lawyers could not be worse. Aside from not paying his bills, his uncontrollable urge to ignore legal advise is legendary, which makes the job of any lawyer that represents him so much more difficult.
The Washington Post cites one example:
Nothing worse than an undisciplined former President who thinks the whole country exists to serve his personal interests.
The day Trump enters prison would be one to celebrate as a national holiday. Just as the French named their independence day after the Bastille prison, we should name ours the Attica Day.
TRUMP IS THE BEST LAWYER IN THE WORLD
What does it say about Trump when he ignores precious legal advice? It says that not only is he the dumbest U.S. President this country has ever voted for, but also that he thinks he knows the law better than his lawyers do. How can any good lawyer, with half a brain, even consider representing him? What a surprise he cannot find great attorneys to defend him after the Mar-a-Lago search.
Let us hope that his urgency to find attorneys will be the beginning of his final downfall. Into the abyss of the same hell he puts this country through the last 6 years.
Let us hope that when he runs in 2024, from prison, it might finally convince the powerful people he relies upon for a comeback to finally abandon him.
The day Trump enters prison would be one to celebrate as a national holiday. Just as the French named their independence day after the Bastille prison, we should name ours the Attica Day after Trump lands in Attica prison in New York.
What a Wonderful World for Trump Attorneys
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